Who Am I Backing?

ITV keeps asking me who I'm backing like some kind of political interrogation. Well politically I support the BNP because I want to have hot, gay sex with that fitty Nick Griffin.

The the X-Factor-verse though (which is actually THE universe according to Simon Cowell) I am backing Danyl and Stacey... you know... for the lols.

I just think they both proved themselves well last week in that blowing raspberries challenge.

PPPRPPRRRRRRRRFFFF!!!!!

OH! MATRON!

However... when it came to their 'Vote For Me' faces... I was frankly disappointed with Danyl's impression of a Goomba from the Mario movie.

Not a notch on Stacey's shoop-da-whoop!